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Alien UFO Office

I've always had a fascination with cryptids and UFOs, so i guess it makes sense they end up in my dreams sometimes. Anyway, this one starts on a foggy, chilly night. classic setup. Im in my house, and it's this like, tiny little bungalow with maybe 4 rooms, and i hear a big kssshhh whwwoosh noise outside. So i look out my window, and theres this big metal thing between some trees not too far from my house. I go and walk out to see whats up.

Its this, big classic looking ufo im talking, big chrome dome with the side bits on the outisde. It's kind of small, as far as spaceships would go. Don't get me wrong though, it's still huge. It's surrounded by pine trees and enveloped in fog, except for the main door part, that has this ridged ramp in it. Theres two guards outside, both of them large, furry looking dog women with spears and these roman looking brush helmets, like marvin martian. I got kind of flustered looking at them because i thought they were pretty.

One of them greets me, and she tells me to wait while they get the doors open. I asked whats up, and they told me they were doing a census. Flying around to different places, asking what people think of them kind of thing. I go "oh okay" and just kind of stand around. It's chilly around, and i wonder what it's like having thick fur like they did.

After some time the door comes down, and the same one tells me i can go in now. I walk in, and she follows a short distance behind. The ceilings really high because theyre like, double my height, and it kind of follows that dome shape of the outside. I enter into this court/oval office looking area, it has these wooden slats on the walls and some banners hanging down with little logos on them. The room is dotted at the sides with more of the aliens holding spears, but theyre looking straight ahead and dont turn to look as we enter, so i guess they werent too worried. Theres three aliens sat behind this big desk, and i stand on a little metal cirlce in front of it before they speak.

They told me it was just a routine thing for them, and before they do trade or anything with any civilization they find, they like to interview random people from around to gauge how they're viewed. They asked if i understood, and i said yes. They also told me how standing on this disc loosens peoples tounges, and makes them speak their mind when asked questions. This made me, for many reasons, pretty nervous. Mostly because i thought they were really pretty. And i was worried itd make me say something stupid. They asked if i understood and was okay with this, and i said yes, So they asked me some questions about themselves.

What happened was about 2/3 minutes of me telling them how pretty i thought they were and how cool i thought there ship was, but also how much i wanted to hold their hands and feel their fur and so on. It was incredibly embarassing i could feel myself turning red as i was going, but couldnt stop because of the disc i was stood on. After some time they turned it off and were a little suprised, but accepted my answer and thanked me for my time. I just kind of looked at my feet and mumbled out a "no problem" before turning to leave. I could feel the eyes of the guards now, and some of them clearly found my response funny, while others just gave me an understanding look. I guess some of them had to go through the same disc thing.

The way back out felt far longer than the way in. The guard was leading the way out, but she was only a little bit further ahead than me, and i kept looking at her and looking away because id get embarassed when she made eye contact. She had a little grin on her face. I could feel my heart beating in my ears and i felt like a boiler.